Helly Hansen Ashford shorts are better known as the desperate housewives poly/cotton short favourite.
These work shorts come with a health warning - "Warning only wear with a well developed six pack to avoid disappointment".

65% Polyester / 35% Cotton - 275g
Reinforcements: 100% Nylon Cordura
2 hanging front nail/screw/tool pockets in cordura with angled corners and double with option to insert into regular front pockets
2 regular front pockets
Broad belt tunnels for extra strength and stability
Extra strength polyester IMS click on loops at front and sides for additional, heavy tools
Extra strong loops with double velcro closure on both sides for hammer holders
2 regular back pockets
Thigh pocket with flap
Gusset in crotch for better fit and additional freedom of movement
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